For all you "L-Word" Fans Out There ..Who Hate Jenny

[thewaterling]

Okay, don't get me wrong- I like the IDEA of Jenny- a short, smart, spunky and gojuss writer who moves to a new city to make her dreams come true, figgers herself out, and who actually has her career get off the ground. That ROCKS. Plus I love Mia. HOWEVER, that being said; I have hated that beeyotch since she started INTENTIONALLY screwing Tim over in Season 1, and more and more, with every episode, I think that girl just needs to get hit by a bus. I admit it, I wanna see Jenny go down, and I wanna see her go down HARD. I want her to fall and splatter...

But since it doesn't look like that'll be happening for a while, I wrote my first fan-fic ever. It's kind of a fan-fic/screenplay, n' I thought it might be fun to share w/folks. I also put this up on the lword community... *crosses fingers* Hope I don't get flamed to death... ;D As I've never actually seen a screenplay however, I'm just shooting from the hip in that respect- so please be gentle. ;) It's the intro scene to a full fanisode I'm writing, actually.. and yes, some of which features the downfall of Miss Jenny S... ^_^

I don't know how many of y'all actually WATCH the show, but I thought this might be fun for those who do. :):)

Hope ya like!
Nae

  

SCENE 1

Location: The Center of Rodeo Dr , outside the Café-Front of a Posh Boutique.

Amidst the bustling public, we see Jenny from across the street, but cannot hear the exchange as she’s seen vehemently chastising her assistant. The girl is frozen to her spot, motionless, jaw agape. (She’s wearing large aviator shades, which hide her eyes’ expression.) Jenny makes her final point with one last poke at the girl’s breastbone, then picks up a huge mass of shopping bags from the street and yanks her little dog to attention as she turns briskly on her heel, flinging her hair and tilting her chin haughtily upward in typical Jenny manner. She pulls the pup behind her at break-neck speed, yanking on it again to hurry up, then struts indignantly into the street, eyes still up, chin still aloft, not hearing or seeing anything around her.

From somewhere off in the distance we hear the blat of a honking horn, the squealing of brakes and the insistent cry of a low male voice. Out of nowhere a city bus comes from camera right and with alarming speed simply plows into Jenny Schechter.

When the bus blurs past, the blacktop stands empty. Nothing of Jenny is left but a few dropped parcels, one Monolo Blahnik shoe, and the dog on its now-empty, jeweled leash. Zoom in on the dog. Unphased and unharmed, the dog sits calmly in the same spot he’d been in when Jenny was hit. He lets out two small whines briefly, looks camera-right, then camera-left. His tongue lolls out, then, and he begins to wag his little tail as he stands (we begin to zoom out) & trots merrily over to something lying on the street. Cut to various shots of startled onlookers standing about, looking around, and beginning to mill about, trading baffled exclamations and talking with mounting shock at the scene which just transpired. Cut back to the small pooch, who’s now gleefully nibbling at the remnants of a gourmet meat product lying half-eaten on the ground. “Sounder II” is completely oblivious to his master’s fate, and we fade to black for the show’s theme as he nibbles on his treat, perfectly content to be left to his own devices with his newest, yummy prize.