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Thanks amethystjade for introing me (inadvertently) to this site! :D:D

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To all mah hair dyin' peeps:

*dons her old Southern lady, infomercial voice*

Friends, have you ever dyed your hair some unnatural color in the comfort of your own home, only to discover when you've done that not only has your hair been baptized in lush, luxurious pops of bizarro-world color, but that your bathroom or dying area has also? Well, have I got a solution for you! *removes tacky, over-sprayed helmet of fake, blond bouffant hair*

Toilet bowl cleaner.

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..No, seriously.

If you catch stains early, (as in within the day or evening that you've dyed your hair), I -highly- recommend using a bit if toity-bowl cleaning solution. (I used Lysol Power brand), but I imagine just about any type would work. No lie, it scrubs those pesky stains right out! (Of course, ya don't use your toity brush, but just a sponge w/some traction like those dual-sided scrubby sponges instead.)

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Just make sure ya don't use it on non-bleachable surfaces, or let it touch your clothes. (..Unless you wear stuff ya don't mind getting splotchy. :)) Now don't be heart-stricken when you get an errant splotch or two on your rented bathroom or kitchen counters or floors! ;D <3

Have fun dyein', and g'night, y'all!

Bellydancing AND Steampunk???

Has anybody else heard about this??  Have you,

caitilin?  belladonnas_web?  amethystjade?  I just did a random search after seeing something about steampunkiness online, and combining w/something else I love, and whoa!  I got a ho-ton of links!!  Plus thanks to this, I just discovered a few nifty bands to boot!  "Such as," you say?  Well, there's The Circus Contraption Band (who remind me very much of Tom Waits at times), Abney Park (who actually do cool, somewhat dark n' gothy Steampunk-themed music w/a LOT of ME music influences infuzed into it!), Pentaphobe, Claire Fader, the Beat Circus, and Vermillion Lies.  (The latter few of whom do mostly old fashioned-style stuff w/a modern twist, and make me think of the Dresden Dolls, the Ditty Bops, and Ghost Bees to a point.) 

There are tutorials online about how to make SP bellydancing gear, Etsy stores w/such stuff, and YouTube vids that feature SP-themed bellydancing routines.  Who knew??  I feel SO behind the times!!  (But I am LOVING catching up! :D:D)

 

>Music Geek

Don't think about the style of music these songs are in.. think about how they make you feel.. what they inspire you to imagine...
Cast your mind far away to a time and place that never was.. where steam engines began the first computers, gears and cogs populated everything from factories to fashion, and tophats, corsets, and gritty Victorian fare ruled the day...

Mechanized worlds of wonder and clockspring violins lie in darkened wait- now who will you be? You are the creator.. the inventor.. the created.. the invented.. the airship adventurer, with high buckle boots, telescopic goggles, and a feather in your cap..? Or are you the wildly quaffed damsel who carries an arkubus in your garter and a wicked little blade tucked beneath our tattered, fingerless lace gloves??
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Now.. lets venture into the smokey streets and Tesla coils of SteamPunk!!